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"Extremely loud and incredibly close!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Cycling with a harp case

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

Frank Zappa

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Ralph Stanley

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Recording Studio

Cornucopia Horns.

Xylophone Icicles.

Cowpunk

Crunk

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

Pianist