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"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

Behind The Music: Grannies House

A woman listening to an audio guide

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

At the rock concert...

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Tong!"

Guitar Man.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Brat"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!