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'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Artist and Musician

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Tong!"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Couple sharing earbuds.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Ralph Stanley