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Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Couple sharing earbuds.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music for car stereos

"Brat"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Turn down the bass."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."