Audiophile Extraordinaire Gifts

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

The dream works when the team works!

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.