Audiophile Appreciator Gifts

Music. Rock. Pop. Classical. Latest CD Releases. No, thanks --- I get enough recorded music calling technical support lines.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Tong!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Couple sharing earbuds.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Ralph Stanley

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Is there an audio edition?"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle