Audio Enthusiast Gifts

Student to teacher: 'Speak up, I can hardly hear ya!'

"It's an audio alternative called reading."

'I said, 'YES, I CAN GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO GET HERE!''

Motivational Speaker

'There. They sound a lot better now.'

Books - Now on audio tape! 'Learn the sign language in 10 days'.

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

I'm a voiceover artist.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Sting. Madonna.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

A radio presenter.

Microphone Feedback

sub woofer

"Shhhh!"

Lady of taste

Cassette Deck

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"I don't like the sound of that cough. I'm going to adjust your bass and treble."

audiobooks...

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I need to talk to you, Benny. Which is your in ear?"

"My podcast is helping people, but not like I had hoped. It's being used as a sleep aid!

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my audio equipment these days.'

'Like a tree falling in an empty forest, he wondered if breaking wind whilst wearing headphones actually made a noise'

A visual hint for a gift.

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Ear For Books

In a cage wheel a rat runs while wearing a Running Rat Radio.

'The patients say they can't understand you!'

'It's a blown speaker.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Testing: Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty...'