Audio Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

'You've turned off your hearing aid again, haven't you?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Dawing your Cellphone

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'