Audio Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

'You've turned off your hearing aid again, haven't you?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'