Sound Gear Aficionado Gifts

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Cello Concert

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Red hot little combo

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Snake with headphones.

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Older and wiser

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Viola d'amore

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."