Sound System Aficionado Gifts

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"That car has a totally 'ya''' sound system!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Man and Speaker.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Why does he put the volume so high?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

Boom Box

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."