Sound System Fanatic Gifts

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Musical Accidents

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

Boom Box

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

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