
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
Let them wear their sound system fandom loud and proud! Our t-shirts feature witty designs that speak to true audiophiles, perfect for casual days or late-night jam sessions with friends.
"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."
"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
My other cello is a Stradivari
Artist and Musician
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"
'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'
"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."
Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.
"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
The Gong
"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."
Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle
"Being heard got me where I am today."
'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'
'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'
'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'
Older and wiser
'Turn that ambient music down!'
'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'
Musical Accidents
'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'
I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!
Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.
audiobooks...
Boom Box
"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."
"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"
"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"
"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."
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