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'How much treble do these babies put out?'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading

Guitar Man.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.