Sound System Lover T-Shirts

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Boy racer with huge sound system

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Older and wiser

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Musical Accidents