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'Now relax and the doctor will begin your hearing test in just a moment.'

The bells!

'These days you're lucky to have a sound tenant.'

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Bombast records 'In' tray and 'Phat' tray

'No, 'blog' is not the sound I make when I burp.'

Moving van unloading huge speakers.

'Yes, this bike complies with the town's new noise pollution laws, but we've programmed this MP3 player with brrroom brrroom sounds, so you can still feel macho while riding it.'

Gong

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I thought you said you didn't mind the employees listening to music at work.'

'And when you turn it over it makes a cow sound.'

'I like the sound.'

Artist and Musician

"Dear sir....Today I heard the first cuckoo ringtone."

The only time students were even slightly awake during Professor McDrone's class was when the custodian vacuumed.

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Yes darling, you can practice your bugle all you want: we don't have neighbours..."

"He's stopped that annoying knuckle cracking, but now he's smuggling in bubble wrap."

"No wonder you didn't know you had calls. Next time we go hiking in the woods, don't set your ringtone to nature sounds."

The Gong

Accordion Player

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Be careful what you say - the echo is being monitored by the EPA.'

Singers

Neighbours installing outdoor loudspeakers.

'Here's your complimentary diaper, Sir.'

You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar...

Man walks into a drum kit.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

Musical Accompaniment

Duck don't ordinarily eat the green-backed tree beetle. However...

"C'mon man, I thought we were buds!"