Sound System Geek Gifts

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Music for car stereos

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Boom Box

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'I pimped your sound-system.'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'