Audio Tech Geek Gifts

Man with headphone attach to fish, the fish is the new I-cod.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Mozart on a computer,

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

audiobooks...

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Note to self: Learn how to use Dictaphone!

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

sub woofer

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Microphone Feedback