Audio Tech Junkie Gifts

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Mozart on a computer,

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Keep on Truckin.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Brat"

'Airbag safety feature.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Mad cleaning robot.