Audio Junkie Gifts

"William, take the relaxation tape out of the stereo!"

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

National Everything Awareness Day

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"You know damn well what noise!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"Is there an audio edition?"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Romance"

The World's First Talking Dog,

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."