Audio Junkie Pillows

"William, take the relaxation tape out of the stereo!"

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

National Everything Awareness Day

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Ian Hislop

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

"Romance"

The World's First Talking Dog,

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Music Freak.

"Turn down the bass."