Audio Enthusiasts Pillows

'It used to be called 'Echo Point'.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Artist and Musician

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Guitar Man.

Serenading