Audio Enthusiasts Mugs

I-deaf TV for Dads.

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

Dang it, lost another earbud.

'It used to be called 'Echo Point'.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Piano Recital

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Cossack dancers

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Guitar Man.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'