Audio Aficionados Pillows

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Romance"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

I've just learned that Rudy Park's best-selling memoir, iMac Therefore I Am is a pack of lies. How could you dupe us all? I want to come clean. I want to apologize to my readers. It is not true that I cured cancer, married Paris Hilton and invented the computer! You're so off Mort's recommended book list. It is true you are all a bunch of gullible ninnies.

Check the products and prices.

'Plug the connector into your laptop to download a multimedia presentation of the roars of the sea.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Between the loud exhaust system and 18 speaker audio, you won't hear the screams of the people you crush..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Artist and Musician

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.