"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."
Audio Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for an audio enthusiast? Our collection features fun and thoughtful products designed to resonate with their passion for all things audio. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, our items are perfect for anyone who loves music, sound systems, or DJ culture. These gifts capture their love for high-quality audio in a playful and personalized way, making your present unforgettable.
"Romance"
Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.
I've just learned that Rudy Park's best-selling memoir, iMac Therefore I Am is a pack of lies. How could you dupe us all? I want to come clean. I want to apologize to my readers. It is not true that I cured cancer, married Paris Hilton and invented the computer! You're so off Mort's recommended book list. It is true you are all a bunch of gullible ninnies.
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'Plug the connector into your laptop to download a multimedia presentation of the roars of the sea.'
'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'
"Between the loud exhaust system and 18 speaker audio, you won't hear the screams of the people you crush..."
'Big audio gear is coming back!'
"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."
Artist and Musician
"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"
'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'
"Tong!"
My other cello is a Stradivari
David Grohl - Foo Fighters
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'
Music producers.
Subwoofer
Parents start infant on the way to fame.
BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.
"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
"Brat"
'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
"You know damn well what noise!"
"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"
"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."
"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."
People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'
The dream works when the team works!
The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.
Audio Aficionados Gifts Collection
Audio Aficionados Mugs
Explore our range of mugs for audio aficionados and find the perfect way to start their day with a splash of humor and passion for sound.
Audio Aficionados Pillows
Find cozy gifts for audio enthusiasts in our pillows collection—ideal for making their listening space even more inviting.
Audio Aficionados Prints
Decorate their favorite space with our unique prints designed for audio aficionados—bold, fun, and full of personality.
Audio Aficionados T-Shirts
Check out our creative t-shirts for audio lovers, perfect for showcasing their love for music and high-quality sound in style.