Ear Aficionados Gifts

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Artist and Musician

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Music producers.

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Brat"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Music Freak.

"The estranged string trio."