Earbud Enthusiasts Gifts

At the rock concert...

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"Brat"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Snake with headphones.

"Romance"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Musical Accidents

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

Flying Ear Specialist

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"