Ear Protection Enthusiast Gifts

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Flying Ear Specialist

'Like the judges, he's turned his chair around to concentrate on the singing.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

audiobooks...

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'