Ear Protection Enthusiast Gifts

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Flying Ear Specialist

audiobooks...

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Will take headphones off and stop ignoring people at...

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.

sub woofer

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"