Ear Care Enthusiast Gifts

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Fred, refusing to wear his hearing aid, misheard his editor who said he needed a reliable source for his feature article.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

The herd of hearing.

audiobooks...

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Flying Ear Specialist

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'After scraping my tongue, flossing my teeth, brushing my teeth, whitening my teeth and gargling, I'm hungry all over again!'

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

sub woofer

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

Born to be a Sound Engineer.

'I wouldn't worry about not brushing before bed if it was just the one night, Mr. Van Winkle.'

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'

"I get it. You have a podcast."