Hearing Aid Enthusiast Gifts

Hearing aid dogs.

"Can I help you!!"

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

Health news - hearing loss is irrelevant.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

Election Cancelling Headphones

"They're noise amplifying for office gossip."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'

"When did you start hearing these voices?"

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Flying Ear Specialist

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

audiobooks...

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"