Hearing Aid Advocate Gifts

"Ok, I have my hearing aids on now: let's hear this mighty roar of yours. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Clubbing

30 Days Has Movember

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Covid vaccines

Old woman with trolley full of medication.