Adhd Advocate Gifts

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Short lived superheroes - Captain ADD

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Foster failure"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

America, are we learning anything?

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"Postwar is hell."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Try thinking about something else."

Window Treatment

The new normal

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."