Adhd Awareness Advocate Gifts

'How many kids do you actually have?'

Mad kid on pills

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

'Snap out of it.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

I think I'm almost cured, doctor! Let's not rush into anything, Al. That Lexus I have my eye on isn't going to pay for itself.

Anxiety/More Anxiety

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Introducing...Superegoman!

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Man Holding Sign: 'Dyslexics of the World Unite.'

Short lived superheroes - Captain ADD

Opium Den 2019

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"I worry what the next mass extinction might be..."

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!"

Amy Winehouse

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."