Awareness Advocate Gifts

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Famine & wars in Africa

Drugs kill.

Will they shoot me down?

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"But do you feel invisible?"

The world reopens the fascist book as intolerance spreads.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'To bring awareness of a very important issue and how much it means to me...What part of, I'm-wearing-a-ribbon-and-you're-not, don't you understand?'

He's the sort of man who looks out the window, sees something wrong and does something about it.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Parental discretion is advised in viewing the following Tourette's syndrome telethon."

Sewer Rats

"This year I resolve to keep my political views to myself."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Gullib-Os

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

More Unequal Than Others

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'