Awareness Advocates Gifts

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

HIV Prevention

Movember

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Bubbling

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Reinventing myself.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

National Asthma Society Parade

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'