Awareness Advocates Prints

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

HIV Prevention

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Movember

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More Unequal Than Others

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Sewer Rats

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

National Asthma Society Parade

Opium Den 2019