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"You will like Mr. Woofard. He has an attention-deficit disorder."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

'Reinventing myself.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

National Asthma Society Parade

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'