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"You will like Mr. Woofard. He has an attention-deficit disorder."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Vlad the Inhaler

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"It's not so much riding off into the sunset as it is heading west till my asthma improves."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

'No thanks, I recently gave them up.'

National Asthma Society Parade

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"