Awareness Activist Prints

Opium Den 2019

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

More Unequal Than Others

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Zika global alert

Bubbling

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Reinventing myself.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

National Asthma Society Parade

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"