Awareness Activist Pillows

Opium Den 2019

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Movember

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"In short, then, I'm looking for a job that matches my sense of entitlement!"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Sewer Rats

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'Reinventing myself.'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

'Just look on the positive side Mr. President - you've single-handedly united the world!!'

National Asthma Society Parade

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."