Activist For Health Awareness Pillows

Aids

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Tree of Life

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

Ebola Virus

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

What's really in junk food...

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

Malpractice Problems

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

National Asthma Society Parade

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

AIDS prevention

Flattening the Curves

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Opium Den 2019

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."

Drug-Free Zone ... Except For Junk Food.