Health Awareness Champion Pillows

AIDS prevention

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Bubbling

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

Zika: War on Mosquitoes

What's really in junk food...

Hope

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"It's a cause close to my heart."

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Notional Health Service

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

'There's already an aids quilt... the committee thought it would be a good idea if the club made a syphilis quilt.'

Covid-19 Vaccine

Prostate Issues

"Oooh, no - I couldn't have another slice of carrot cake, Mabel - not with my irritable bowel the way it is..."