Health Consciousness Champions Pillows

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Running

Wash your hands

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

Together we defeat the Pandemic

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Middle age is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

"We're very green here, we recycle everything."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'You fell that there is a thin person inside trying to get out? Sure it's only one?'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'Oh now that is just wrong.'

'Your blood pressure is up. Quit taking campaign promises with a grain of salt.'

'This is not what I had in mind when you mentioned the new fitness program.'

AIDS prevention