Health Conscious Champ Pillows

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Well, well, well...'

Distance to avoid contagion

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Wash your hands

Running

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"So what brings you in today?"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

What's really in junk food...

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

GM Foods.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

'Oh now that is just wrong.'

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

"Middle age is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."