Health Consciousness Advocates Pillows

'You look good, for a guy in your shape.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Running

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Wash your hands

Earth and the Coronavirus

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

AIDS prevention

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

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