Health Champions Pillows

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Medical personnel give their hearts

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Valleyview diet clinic

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Attack of the 'health' foods

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'