Community Awareness Advocates Gifts

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Sign Reform

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Zika global alert

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Bubbling

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

Never on Sunday

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

Progress.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Reinventing myself.'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

'Why missionary-themed!restaurants 'usually fail.'