Health Awareness Advocates Gifts

"Of course, we got married in Italy in '59, so even though we have no symptoms our son in law thinks it's safest to cancel our annual family visit."

Clinic for sexually transmitted diseases - Man outside selling believable explanations

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Reference section of a library: 'Who's who (without steroids), Who's who (with steroids).

Swine flu hits Britain.

COVID 21

Freedom Day

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Earth and the Coronavirus

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

AIDS prevention

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"