Health-conscious Advocates Gifts

Caution - hazardous waist.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Sick

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.