Health-conscious Advocates Mugs

Caution - hazardous waist.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'