Health Conscious Advocate Gifts

The Marlboro Man facing his secondhand smokers.

What's really in junk food...

Toxic waste burning

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Vaccine

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Prostate: 51st State

Covid and the Vaccines

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.