Healthy Living Advocate Gifts

'I'm very proud of you Andrew...You haven't smoked a cigarette all day.'

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Running machine with pothole.

"Go on - they're organic!"

Friendly bacteria

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'Apparently we're not the only ones who need a personal trainer.'

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'Nothing but junk food... I'd kill for a Greek salad!'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Look John,' said Janet. 'There really is more to life than sugar! Fat is also a food group!'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

The princess vs the pea.

'I thought you were supposed to spend green stuff.'

Tofu bi-products.

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

The Benefits of Red Wine.

KEEP BACK...This is double choc chip it could come open ANYTIME...Tip No 156 Always wear protective clothing when handling dangerous foodstuffs.

'Gosh, Frank, you're just a shadow of you former self.'

'Dang...too fast food!'

'As a measure of last resort we could divide you into two people.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

'You've been looking a little scrawny lately.... Hey!— You're not missing another rib, are you?'

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

An apple a day.

'She said we ought to have at least one portion of fresh fruit or vegetable with every meal.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'I've had it with dieting! -- I lost two pounds last week and nobody noticed!'

Eve prepares to eat apple, telling Adam: 'Stop worrying, it's organic.'

Shake that butt!

'Don't worry. The water's fluoridated.'

"Spinach is fat free, sugar free, and cholesterol free, and it looks it."

"You say you hate yoga, but let’s see how you feel after I spend 20 minutes telling you why you’re wrong."